And before Charybdis forgets:

Peitho, Charybdis is pretty damn sure that part of being the adult supervision is to not scandalise the young and innocent beyond repair.

Theseus, that was not cute and it was not clever. Okay, so it was actually effing hilarious, but irrelevant! Ice-cream is owed for the trauma ( Read more... )

[Filtered to THESEUS and ANDROMACHE.]

Huh. So. Right.

You know that week--or the weekend, whatever--when everyone went kinda crazy and stuff? And all the women went... yeah, crazy.

And Charybdis--I think that. Huh. That, well fuck--no, can't say that WTF dfkjhfdgjhfgl OH MY GOD I'M A SLUT except not becauseCharybdis slept with Tisamenus ( Read more... )

TISIPHONE. THERE ARE 'SEXTS' OF YOU CIRCULATING ROUND SCHOOL.

( Exhibit A & Exhibit B -- pretend this cut isn't here. )

[background noise consists entirely of traffic and snippets of other people's conversations as they pass; Charybdis is walking around the city and has yet to realise she's completely lost.]

Some guy from the swim team kept rambling on about... stuff and managed to direct Charybdis towards the swimming pool in time for the water to go totally crazy ( Read more... )